I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends...

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By Sunshine625

That's what friends are for....

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Hello, my name is Sunshine and I'd like to share with you how I get high with a little help from my friends. One of my missions in life is to spread the sunshine and not the gloom. There are enough people to tend to that task. When I make a friend laugh, in return I laugh, and together we make each other's day. Frequently I am asked, "what drug are you on?", "what are you smoking?" or I hear "are you on medication?"

In actuality my friends are my dealers and there is never a cover charge. I have no fear of any drug cartel coming after me for back payment. I have no outstanding tabs because whatever they're selling I don't need. I get my stash for free. I refer to this mentality as a natural high. I'm a junkie who seeks out addicts to take a shot at with the best intentions of course!

Humor is one of my drugs of choice. Whether it's witty sarcasm or a thoughtful comment with a twist of comical entertainment it's all good. When I get the craving for a fix I just call upon one of my buddies. They are always ready, willing and able to supply my next hit. They put me in a state of euphoria with whatever their drug of choice is for the day. They never cease to disappoint me.

Laughter among friends is similar to an instant vacation. Indulge in the fun and allow it to erase your worries, if even for a moment.

It's a simple process and the best part is, it's legal! There is no need for a bail bondsman and certainly no need for jail time. There will be no meals served on metal trays and consumed with plastic utensils. We will never hear the clanging of doors or the yelling of "lights out." We come and go as we please as legitimate drug dealers with our heads held high. I emphasize high because that's what it's all about.

There will be no munchies and unnecessary weight gain. You will never suffer through severe withdrawals due to modern technology allowing us to have so many means of communication. There is no need to wait for a delayed shipment. No money will ever exchange hands. There is no need to fear losing your job, you might actually appreciate your job more when you begin to interact among your co-workers by supplying them with a fix.

Your relationships will be enhanced when you practice ways to make your significant other laugh out loud! Your family life will thrive while recalling memories of who made who laugh more and who was funnier. In addition there will be no need for a stint at a rehab facility, as long as you have friends who crack you up!

I consider this a win-win situation. You request a laugh, it's supplied and than you return the favor. It's a natural high that has infinite possibilities! We've all had the moment when we are feeling a bit down and then it happens....you receive that phone call, text message, IM, email or snail mail letter that brings that wonderful smile to your face.

You wonder, how did they know I needed that at this specific moment? It just happens naturally and then you pay it forward which makes this process never-ending. Now doesn't everyone want to get high with a little help from a friend?

Disclaimer: This story doesn't endorse drugs or alcohol. Personally, I prefer to be in control of my environment rather than having a drug in charge. I don't judge anyone who does participate in this activity. It's your choice and as long as you are practicing your behavior with caution and not harming others than by all means enjoy that buzz and feel free to do a shot for me! 

Joe Cocker classic video...

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  • Don't Allow Anyone To Steal Your Sunshine!

    Fact: Chances are no matter how much you try to avoid drama and conflict it will find you. How you deal with it is your choice. - 4 months ago

Random quotes.....

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
EE Cummings

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
Cat Stevens

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Friends are the sunshine of life."
John Hay (1871)

"If we couldn't laugh - we would all go insane"
Jimmy Buffett

Friendship is universal and has no boundaries....

"Find Out Who Your Friends Are"....

Friends: The Complete Series Collection
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List Price: $202.98
Friends: The Complete First Season
Amazon Price: $13.50
List Price: $29.98
Friends: The Complete Ninth Season
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Comments

ANITA C. 11 months ago

YOU AND ME BABY WE'RE STUCK LIKE GLUE .... wow, there are days when there is NO way I could make it without a little help from my FRIEND ... she's the P to my Nut !

uknowwho 11 months ago

I'll serve time in the slammer with you anytime! UP/Funny!

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Cogerson Level 8 Commenter 11 months ago

A very uplifting hub Sunshine, you have chosen wisely when you have decided to get high on humor.....you will go far and you would have had fun on your way there.....lol....I enjoyed the Friends bloopers and the quotes you have included...my favorite would be the Jimmy Buffet one.....voted up and funny....great hub .

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 11 months ago

It warms my heart to know that I could make your day Anita (nut)!

I'd be honored to share my cell with you too uknowwho!!

Cogerson...my all time fav is Ralph Emerson, I've taught my daughters that, I think might trust me on that advice! :)

Thank you!

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Dave Ligler 11 months ago

Humor really knows no bounds and I think you obviously know that. Keep on finding humor even if no one else has seen it and your purpose will be served ! Great hub voted up and awesomely funny. Thanks for the reminders.

Mich 11 months ago

very fun! Love the Friends bloopers!!

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Mentalist acer Level 6 Commenter 11 months ago

The difference between a natural and drug induced high is that with a natural high you don't have to spend all your money and time looking for it.;)

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Tassie Devil 11 months ago

They say laughter is the best medicine. How true. A little over three years ago, there was not a lot for me to laugh about. Then out of the blue, I stumbled upon a lady...well I didn't ACTUALLY stumble upon her, I would have squashed her...but from that moment on she has at times made me laugh when I would rather cry. I hope I have sometimes done the same for her. This special bond we share is aptly named Soul Sisters. We are lucky...we have stumbled upon yet another of the same species. So with the help from my 2 Soul Sisters, I have learnt to smile again. They BOTH are truly,little rays of SUNSHINE. xoxox

Jrandol62 11 months ago

Funny stuff.....LMAO at friends bloopers...Thanks for the hub and sharing!!

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ameliejan 11 months ago

I loved those laughter quotes.

Nebraska 11 months ago

Laughter IS the best medicine!! I love to laugh too!! I wish we could be closer to laugh in person (some day we will) but until then, I haven't laughed so much over facebook as I have with you!!! Thank you for making me laugh!!! P.S. read my comment on my fb page from my friend Jeremy about laughing!!!

Carissa 11 months ago

I wanna get high! :) I like it.

Jill 11 months ago

Thank you for being a friend :) I'll get high on you any day !!! You know me I find something funny in anything Dang it !! LOL

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 11 months ago

Wow...thank you!!! I say we all get high now!!! :-)

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attemptedhumour Level 5 Commenter 11 months ago

Hi Sunshine, only one drug for me too, it's the essence of life and so important for our health and well being. Well said! Cheers.

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 11 months ago

Thank you attemptedhumour! I agree 100%! Getting high on life is the way to go! :)

Sue 11 months ago

Another great piece Sunshine...you, who always brightens my days along with my other SS, Glyn, thank you

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JayeWisdom Level 7 Commenter 11 months ago

What a delightful hub, Sunshine! More people should try the lift they could get from laughter. It truly is the best medicine, and the nicest thing you can spread around among family, friends, acquaintances and even strangers! JAYE

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 11 months ago

Awww Sue...I do love my SS's! :)

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 11 months ago

Thank you Jaye ... Thank you for stopping by and keep on laughing :-))

Fay Paxton 11 months ago

Just what I needed to start my day. A very uplifting hub. Thanks. up/awesome

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 11 months ago

I aim to please Fay ... Thank you :))

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Deborah Demander Level 3 Commenter 10 months ago

I appreciate your approach to life. There are far too many who want to spread the doom and gloom. The world could use more like you.

Namaste.

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Jean Bakula Level 7 Commenter 10 months ago

Hi Sunshine625,

My chiropractor has a sign in his waiting room. It says that it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Also that if someone is too tired or sad to smile, they are the ones who need to get one the most! Such an uplifting hub :)

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 10 months ago

Thank you Jean for sharing in the humor :)

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marellen Level 6 Commenter 9 months ago

Very fun and true hub. I'll take laughter anyday.

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Victoria Lynn Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago

Thanks, Sunshine. I wish I could be more like you. I don't have that sunshine naturally in my blood. I've always been on the melancholy side. More of an Eeyore, haha. Still, your hub does give me a little smile and inspriation. Keep them coming! Voted up and beautiful!

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 9 months ago

Eeyore can bring on the Sunshine also....like his buddy Pooh says Think, Think, Think and it could happen! Happy Saturday to you Victoria :)

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Victoria Lynn Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago

Thanks, Sunshine. Remember to send your Monday hub my way in a couple of days. haha

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 9 months ago via iphone

I got your back Victoria :-)

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Naomi's Banner Level 3 Commenter 9 months ago

Love love love humor. Like to live by it. Even if those around me think I am certifiable. Sushine wonderful way to brighten my day. Thanks!

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 9 months ago

Certifiable = awesome!!! Welcome to the Club Naomi!!! :)

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Gypsy Willow Level 5 Commenter 8 months ago

Laughter is the best medicine!

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carriethomson Level 5 Commenter 7 months ago

hey hi sunnie!! from whatever hubs i have read here i know humour is in inseperable part of you!! and i guess every one loves you for that!! Your humor laced hubs are really very enjoyable and contagious!! they make me smile:))

carrie

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ktrapp Level 7 Commenter 7 months ago

According to the map is see friendship is available everywhere. I love it.

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Sunshine625 Hub Author 7 months ago via iphone

My mission is accomplished if you smiled :) even when life throws me boxes of lemons I still look for the humor in it because I know it's there...somewhere :)

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Frannie Dee Level 4 Commenter 7 months ago

Thanks for such an uplifting Hub. Makes me smile too!

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alocsin Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

The words by themselves were excellent but adding the video tops them. I like that you included the Joe Cocker video. Voting this Up and Awesome.

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Jennifer Essary Level 5 Commenter 3 months ago

Beautiful Hub! There's nothing like a good friend to turn your day around. Hugs and Smiles : ) Voted up and Beautiful.

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Victoria Lynn Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

Sunshine, as soon as I started reading this hub, I remembered that I had already read it. Sure enough, about 6 months ago! I love humor, too, especially sarcasm, which I may take too far, sometimes. haha. I am listening to the song right now! Great song. Does he really say he gets "high" with a little help from his friends or he'll get "by"? I always thought it was "by" but it sounds like "high." :-) Thanks for reminding me of this hub!

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PDXKaraokeGuy Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

great hub, Linda, though, I must admit, the munchies aren't that bad...

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Poetic Fool Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

Linda, the world needs more people like you. Thanks for being you. Like Dr. Seuss said:

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

Keep on being you!

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rasta1 Level 6 Commenter 2 months ago

Magnificent and beautiful. Love the poetic style added to this positive narration.

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JamaGenee Level 8 Commenter 3 weeks ago

I stopped going to NA (Narcotics Anonymous) after I busted out laughing when it dawned the druggies there were stoopid for wasting money and/or time in jail obtaining a chemical high instead of one that's, as you so eloquently point out, LEGAL and FREE. (For the record, I was only going to NA because unlike AA, it addresses ALL addictions...i.e. shopping, abusive partners, hoarding, collecting a certain type of knick knack, etc.)

Voted up, awesome and FUNNNNNY! ;D

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