What Will Casey Anthony Do Next? New look maybe?
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Back by popular demand another Casey Anthony article. We all could use a bit of humor while going through withdrawals of the Circus Trial Of The Decade. Now that Casey Anthony has her freedom most of are wondering, what she will do next? Some of us couldn't care less. We all want to put this travesty behind us and move on and wait for karma to take the reins.
In the meantime I've compiled some suggestions as to what Casey could do next. Feel free to add your suggestions or recommendations in the comment section.
Visit Jaron van der Sloot and convince him to tell her what really happened to Natalie Holloway. After leaving Joran she could make a pit stop by OJ's cell and find out the truth about Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. They are three of a kind, maybe they could swap confession stories. She could also possibly get advice as to avoid karma trailing behind her.
Ask for Tony's phone number and actually get it this time. All I can say to this is RUN! TONY! RUN!
Shop for an assortment of ruffled blouses with collars since they obviously bring her luck.
Deactivate her My Space account and join Facebook. Twitter only allows 140 characters which would be a struggle for her with all her lies. Forget about Google+ they probably have her blocked from receiving invites.
Read my seven articles that I wrote in her honor.
Apply for a job at Universal Studios since she already basically knows the layout of the park.
Take a spelling class so the next time she performs searches she'll find the correct word the first time around.
She'll need a new tattoo to celebrate her new BEAUTIFUL LIFE. Hmmmm. "Cash cow" is an option since that's all you are to your legal team.
Get fixed?!?!? Enough said.
Purchase a new eyeliner, possibly Avon Glimmersticks....feel free to shop my website!
Enter as many hot body contests as possible in order to make money to purchase those eyeliners.
Open up her own checking account (stealing is a crime Casey) even worse is stealing from your friends and family.
Try NOT TO LIE. Anything is possible (remember the verdict). She could imagine herself as pinocchio and every time she lies her nose will grow, just a suggestion but it might help.
Sign up for an acting class JUST IN CASE you should ever see a courtroom again. We saw right through your facial expressions during the trial even though the Pinellas 12 might not have.
If she should come across any money...WHICH by the way whoever pays her for a story is pond scum......I suggest taking the jurors on a cruise. I think they earned a nice treat.
To earn some extra cash you could play Monopoly and bet the other players that you will get the "Get Out Of Jail Free" card each time you play...cha ching, she'll be rolling in the cash!
I hear the circus is always looking for a new act....Bozo can join you!
Heads up: Stay AWAY from Nancy Grace! On second thought invite her on the juror cruise also, you two might get along or go overboard....just a thought.
Disclaimer: I along with my readers plead the fifth should CA get into a jam while attempting any suggestions offered in this article.
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*BREAKING NEWS* Casey Anthony places a call to 911 in fear of her life...(dispatcher) "What is your emergency? Please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me. OK ma`am calm down. What is your name? Casey Anthony. Okay Miss Anthony try to stay calm, an officer will be there in 31 days."
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She'll be a great spokesperson for Proactive - Teresa
Liked your article.
I made the pic you used, above. Glad you like it!
It's on my facebook page, The Many Disguises of Casey Anthony
Denise Iannucci- Vincent
Chadds Ford ,PA
Thank you so much Denise! The picture is superb!!!
She needs to find another country soon.....
That was very funny sunshine, unless she gets very drastic plastic surgery, I don't think regardless of the disguises she uses that people won't recognize that damn mug of hers!! She really disgusts me to no end!! I'm also sure what ever country she goes to she will be noticed too. I sure wouldnt want to be her right now!! Great hub once again & voted up!! :) ge
Great Hub, another piece of the Anthony lore. Maybe she can go away and become an Urban Legend to scare people. Nope, just go away! Voted up and funny
Thank you marellen, geegee and Dave for your suggestions! Scram CA....move along...scat!!!
I appreciate the support :)
Another great Hub, Sunshine! I'm honored you were thinking of me as you wrote it. Do I have ideas for what Casey can do N O W !! Of course, most of them are not fit to submit to the general public, especially your awesome followers.....but they are more than capable of reading between the lines.....Casey, allow me to suggest you launch your own business: A fashion line called "Hot Body" cheap clothes for the Sociopathic Slut......A Tatoo Parlor....where we specialize in motives for murder.....A Child Care Facility called "Zanny the Nanny's Circus of Horrors" long long naps provided. And just one more before I close.....write a book entitled "How to Live The Beautiful Life." A personal journey of Lies, Stealing, Whoring & Murder. Think of the inspiration you can be to every low-life, druggie, thief, prostitute, dysfunctional family, pedophile, scum bag and child killer....everywhere. Instead of the Pulitzer Prize....you can be awarded the Bullshitzer Banner. Whatever you do, Casey...make some money, because the list of law suits gets longer with each passing minute.
Bullshitzer Banner!!!! Love it!!! Personally I hope she takes you up on some of your suggestions :) Thank you Paula for your amazing words of wisdom!!!
She can write a book called "How To Believe In Fairy Tales".;;))
Fairy Tales that don't have a happy ending! Excellent advice mentalist!!!
I think being ostracize from society would be a worst fate.But the staring and accusing eyes as she goes about on her daily life is nothing compared to the nights when the past comes back to haunt her conscience...assuming she has one.Sorry but I do not see any humor in this tragedy.
The humor has nothing to do with the tradegy, it has to do with what surrounds the tradegy. We need laughter or else we would spontaneous combust. I hope you understand. Thank you for voicing your opinion.
Thank you for reminding this dour "old man" to lighten up :).As a grandfather,Caylee's story leaves a lump on my throat and anger beats within.I would like to believe that everything happens for a reason..a purpose.Perhaps the enactment of laws in several States to prevent future miscarriage of justice gives meaning to her life and that she did not die in vain.
Trust me I understand. We all understand. I am a grandmother and I feel your pain. I hope you take the time to read the seven other articles I wrote on the trial, you will understand me better then. The links are above. Caylee will never be forgotten. She lived and died only miles from my home. Thank you again.
Very well done Sunshine625, lots of funny comments on your hub. I am thinking she is going to have lots of time during her half way house time and then her reclusive time coming to actually read your hubs. As I am sure surfing the internet is going to be one of her few activities where her presence will not cause a disturbance. Voted up and funny....and I liked the cartoons as well.
What will Casey do next? Not what she needs to do! She could start by telling the truth for once, but will anyone believe her anyway? NO! She'll never be able to live a normal life again, no matter how much she tries to change her looks. I believe in Karma Casey-and thanks to you, and you taking up 3+ years of my life, esp the last 2 months, now I have to go on vacation to try to forget you! I think you should hook up with Joran VanDer Sloot-you two would get along well!
There is no halfway house or probation for Casey....she's free as free can be. According to our legal system that is. I'll keep everyone posted when or if she responds to my hubs! :))
Thanks for stopping by cogerson and Nebraska!
I hate to read these articles on Anthony--but I love your articles hit up an awesome on some, but I think I'll comment on this one.. isn't it funny that we rely on the 12 jurors who wasn't smart enough to get out of jury duty themselves.. great share
Good point Frank! Getting out of jury duty is a talent AND on the other hand serving is a civic duty. There I just covered both sides of the spectrum. Thank you for stopping by...I'm looking forward to reading your book when time permits :)
Great article hope she able to read all blogs you wrote someday!May she have bad luck for the rest of life!May Caylee haunt her always!May we remember not to feed into her don't buy her book it is all lies anyway!Don't watch her movie if ever comes out that will also be lies!This child murder loves the attention she wants people thinks she sweet & innocent!Lord knows she is the DEVIL in disguise! Her lawyer is just as evil all he see's is dollar sign's from her!I hate the fact that she is free! It is not right!Come out come out where ever you are child murder! We all know your ugly face!:/
FYI...Trident Books is considering signing Casey Anthony. The Trident Group Chairman is name Robert Gottlieb and per the company's website, his contact information is (212) 333-1500. His contact e-mail address: gottlieb.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com. Everyone, call and email letting him know how offensive it is for his company to perpetuate blood money profits from the death of a 2 year old little girl. Boycott Trident books and its affiliates, including their roster of authors.
Wow....She's at a ritzy spa in Prescott, Arizona. I didn't suggest that!!!
Funny thing.....as I look at every disguised Casey....I STILL clearly see "Casey." Must be the evil in her that stands out, despite any masquerade....the diabolical eyes that lead to a vast inner void of blackness...the blood on her hands....the countenance of no remorse...the absence of conscience. A portrait of a SOUL-LESS creature. Yeah....that's why Casey will always look like Casey.
Leave no stone unturned fpherj48 ... tell it like it is! That's one of the things I appreciate about you....you state the facts.
OMG.....someone appreciates me!! My life is complete!
hahahaha great post! I was thinking she was looking a lot like Gaga when I clicked on the Hub.. turns out that was what you are going for!! Voted Funny!
I have worked for many years with people who, politely put, have problems. I have known and worked with murderers, drug dealers, prostitutes, child molesters, rapists, well, you get the picture. What I have noticed is some people do things and appear for all the world to really, really have a conscience and regret what they did. Others just don't have a conscience and don't have emotions about their actions that have seriously injured others. They even blame their victims.
I wonder:
Does Casey acknowledge what she did? Does she think about it day and night? Does she cry at night for what she did?
Or does Casey believe her lies? Or worse yet does she not think of the baby at all?
The first, she will live with that personal prison sentence her whole life - that guilt could not ever go away.
The second, society has a bigger problem than she has.
Thanks for the opportunity to think about all of this- it makes my day thinking about sociopaths who may be living next door.
Rainy, I posted similiar questions in other articles feel free to read them. The links are above. Casey has us wondering many things. She's opened up a can of worms that's endless. Thanks for your input.
Rainy1005...My Hubby and I own & operate 2 businesses currently, but are both officially retired from our lifelong careers. He, an Attorney & Law Professor...I spent 40 years in the Mental Health Industry. One might say that I earned my living, observing/exposing the flaws and abnormalities of the human mind, while my husband earned his, defending reprehensible behavior and poor judgement, quite often as a result of those mental flaws. Fortunately our paths never crossed during our careers. Trust me, we'd have never gotten along back then. HE had empathy for Jose Baez, taking on a case that at the onset, appeared to be IMPOSSIBLE. I, on the other hand, wonder how, as a father, Baez sleeps at night....(or ANY criminal defense Attorney for that matter.) I took notice of your comments on "conscience." Your thoughts are profound. I can clearly and emphatically suggest to you; While Casey is surely AWARE of what she did, she cannot and WILL NEVER acknowledge it, publicly or privately....BECAUSE, a major defect of sociapthy is narcissism at it's highest level. She does not "think about what she has done, nor does she cry for her victim." She has no conscience, thus, NO GUILT or remorse. Her ego soothes her and YES, causes her to BELIEVE her own lies, deceit and fantasies....for she could never do wrong (in her mind) Her excuses and explanations (however ludicrous) will be accepted by the world, because she will convince it. No one would dare to doubt her.....if you see my point. If these freaks of nature are GOOD at what they do...(and quite clearly Casey has been good at this for 25 years)....they can and DO get by in life using the tricks of their warped mind....to include GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER. An expression turned literal for Casey Anthony. Thanks for sharing. You have given hubbers food for thought.
Thank you for your comments.
I also have been in the mental health profession for over 30 years and I am always curious about the Casey's of the world. Seems like I see them more and more and it scares me more and more.
A person who can kill their own young and not feel is an abomination of nature.
I guess nuff said. It scares me.
Peace to you
That's 70 years of mental health experience....Wow sounds like just what Casey needs! Lots of mental HELP!!!
So funny - Where did you get those crazy pictures of her?
I am so disappointed in our justice system, I still think she is guilty as sin.
Anyway NICE HUB thanks for keeping us informed
OH Sunshine.....if only Casey had a "normal" mental health issue....as in something that can be controlled w/ meds and/or some serious therapy. Many people who suffer can be helped tremendously. It's my opinion, Casey is NOT one of those people. She doesn't have an "illness" in terms of how we think of sickness and disease.....although we all agree she's one sick creature. Casey has a severe personality disorder, fraught with complicated character flaws. As simply put as possible.....it is not something she HAS, as in seperate from her. IT IS WHO SHE IS, as in her very nature. It's so complex, honestly it's an entire VOLUME of textbooks. She's not worth our time. BUT as Rainy1005 says....."It scares me." It should scare us all. These freaks live and breathe amongst us EVERYWHERE. Thanks to Hubs like yours, we can be more aware and talk about it as well.
Feel free to come back anytime and vent or share. I went back to Caylee's memorial today, I handled it a lot better. The area was flooded but there were even more balloons and flowers placed there for her. There was a yard sale across from George and Cindy's house....of course we went, I love yard sales. I spoke with the neighbors and they are happy to get their neighborhood back to normal. Hopefully it stays that way for them.
Sunshine.....It's difficult for me to imagine C & G wanting to stay in that house, on that street, in that city. I'd have packed long ago and moved as far away as possible....away from all the sights and sounds and reminders of the single-worst event in my life....FAR away from my grand daughter's dumping ground. I am not brave enough to think I could walk around in the home where Caylee spent nearly 3 years since her birth....sit in the yard with her playhouse...walk past her bedroom. I take it you didn't catch sight of either of them across the St. as you were at the yard sale....Hate to tell those people, Sunshine...but their neighborhood will never be a "normal" neighborhood again. It will forever be "the Casey Anthony neighborhood.".....just like "Modesto" California will always be connected to Scott Peterson....
Paula....Yes the neighbors are aware of that. I felt the negative aura. It's not what we would consider a middle class or higher neighborhood. Catch my drift? A couple of houses down new neighbors were moving in. Wonder if they know the history.
G & C can't move....they are stuck. Economy and such.
Your last sentence.....for the time being, due to our wonderful economy, we're all pretty much stuck in limbo in numerous ways.....I was also thinking, even if they wanted to sell and move.....WHO would buy that house except to burn it down? I'm not spooked by a whole lot, Sunshine, but somehow I think being in that house would give me the shivers and quivers. Such massive negativity and evil must lurk there. Sound like too much occult? Sorry....I can't seem to shake it.
I agree that house is forever haunted by wicked memories.
BTW...George and Cindy return home today from the Bahamas. Trip was paid for by someone else?!? TMZ posted pictures. Could Casey be in the Bahamas? If so....'It can't possibly be better in the Bahamas" then.
Very interesting hub.All pics are very funny.
Thanks for amusing us.
It hurts my head to think that G & C would enjoy a cozy-up vacation with that monster they call a daughter....in light of EVERYTHING....how could they? You think they would......could?? Dear God.
Oh they did. They also announced they will be starting a foundation in Caylee's honor. Who would give them money? I for one wouldn't. They both lost their granddaughter and that's heartbreaking BUT they both also perjured themselves on the stand and that's wrong.
Not to mention that they produced, raised and tried to protect their grand daughter's murderer!!
Sunshine, this is TOO funny! I am laughing that the major networks wouldn't pay her for an interview and so now all the sudden this video shows up out of the blue.. I think she needed some quick cash and allowed someone to make a video of her so she could sell it to TMZ.
Oh well, I heard that the offer from Hustler still stands though it's not the millions she apparently thinks she deserves. Hustler is more her style. Maybe she can do some kind of group shot with Baez included. Woops! Did I just say that..
We have to find the humor or else we'd all go crazy...Thanks for another awesome hub!! Keep them coming!
PS. Is this true about Casey and George/Cindy possibly meeting in the Bahamas?? I feel like I need to throw up!
Thanks for stopping by Jamie! The videos and photos of Casey were a fake. Jose obviously doesn't think the public is intelligent enough to figure out that the girl in the video lacks the monkey face and the long arms that Casey has. She hasn't fully evolved yet into a human which is why she still has ape-like features. It's referred to as regression. This is my opinion....but I think it could possibly be fact too! I have seen others who weren't blessed with normal evolution! hahaha!
No I don't think she met her folks in the Bahamas....G & A were offered a free vaca and they went for it. Why they went to Houston last week I'm not sure. They have become quite the jet-setters.
Hey Sunshine, I just heard Casey Anthony will have to report back to serve a year of probation!! Kudos to JUDGE PERRY. Of course, I've heard the defense team is appealing but the majority opinion seems to be that she isn't going to be able to weasel out of this one. So the KARMA begins....... :0)
Hi Jamie! Yay....we're going to roll out the black carpet for her. I offered to rent her a room via Twitter but I haven't heard back yet. hahaha!
Baez is a character. In trouble again with Judge Perry. He truly gives lawyers a real bad name. GO KARMA!!!!
hilarious :)
I just sent Gottlieb an email, and I hope all your followers will contact him and let him know we will boycott Trident if Casey Anthony is signed to write (or have ghost-written) her pack of lies!
Jaye
Jaye.....I certainly sent MINE....short, sweet, emphatic and to the point. What annoys me most is that, should she get a book out.....People WILL buy it.....haters included. It will simply be far TOO much to ignore. Human nature. Even knowing every word from her mouth is a lie.....the book will sell. Regardless...she OWES hundreds of thousands of dollars to numerous entities (who will probably end up like the Goldman's?) However, they DID get some satisfaction, didn't they? Casey's on the path.............
Good job Jaye! I think the boycotters are working on Doc Phil now. We don't understand what George and Cindy can tell the viewers (whoever watches that fluff show) what we don't already know.
You are on a roll, Missy. But I came in late to the party.
Never to late for a party.....fun is always readily available! :)
Ah ha! Taking a break from my shark :-). Investigating the Casy Anthosy series here....LOVE IT! I was rotf looking at the disguises:) oh my:) sooo soo so funny!
Yep - I'll pay for that one to get fixed:)
Hiya Real Deal! Oh yes the infamous Casey hubs. It was six weeks we will all never get back. We're still haunted by her monkey face on the nightly news if she breathes or says boo! I agree she needs to be fixed asap!! Enjoy your Shark:))
I haven't read through all the comments yet, but I think Casey should have her rear parked on a church pew because she's living proof that miracles do happen - or that Satan has bigger plans for her. bwahaha!
I like the way you think Kim! Thank you for sharing!:)
Kat 10 months ago
She most definitely needs to do something extra special for #6 since now that some of the other jurors talked there's no way he'll get his 5 figure deal now.